By SIMON CRITCHLEY
New York Times, March 31, 2009
SOME 2,300 years after his death, Diogenes the Cynic dramatically
interrupted a recent New York State Senate committee meeting. Wearing
a long, white beard and carrying his trademark lamp in broad daylight,
the ancient philosopher — who once described himself as "a Socrates
gone mad" — claimed to be looking for an honest man in politics.
Considering the never-ending allegations of financial corruption that
flow from the sump of Albany, it's no surprise that he was
This resurrected Diogenes was, in fact, Randy Credico, a comedian who
says he is considering challenging Senator Charles Schumer in the 2010
Democratic primary. Whatever boost Mr. Credico's prank provides his
campaign, it might also cause us to reflect a little on the meaning of
cynicism — and how greatly we still need Diogenes.
Cynicism is actually not at all cynical in the modern sense of the
word. It bears no real resemblance to that attitude of negativity and
jaded scornfulness that sees the worst of intentions behind the
apparent good motives of others.
True cynicism is not a debasement of others but a debasement of
oneself — and in that purposeful self-debasement, a protest against
corruption, luxury and insincerity. Diogenes, the story goes, was
called a "downright dog," and this so pleased him that the figure of a
dog was carved in stone to mark his final resting place. From that
epithet, kunikos ("dog-like"), cynicism was born.
Diogenes credited his teacher Antisthenes with introducing him to a
life of poverty and happiness — of poverty as happiness. The cynic's
every word and action was dedicated to the belief that the path to
individual freedom required absolute honesty and complete material
So Diogenes threw away his cup when he saw people drinking from their
hands. He lived in a barrel, rolling in it over hot sand in the
summer. He inured himself to cold by embracing statues blanketed with
snow. He ate raw squid to avoid the trouble of cooking. He mocked the
auctioneer while being sold into slavery.
When asked by Lysias the pharmacist if he believed in the gods, he
replied, "How can I help believing in them when I see a god-forsaken
wretch like you?" When he was asked what was the right time to marry,
he said, "For a young man not yet, for an old man never at all." When
asked what was the most beautiful thing in the world, Diogenes
replied, "Freedom of speech." Sadly, it remains one of the most
And when asked where he came from, this native of Sinope, in what is
now Turkey, replied that he was a "citizen of the world," or
kosmopolites. If only today's self-styled cosmopolitans drank water
from their hands, hugged statues and lived in barrels, one might
ponder. Truth be told, Diogenes' "cosmopolitanism" is much more of an
anti-political stance than the sort of banal internationalism that
people associate with the word today.
Cynicism is basically a moral protest against hypocrisy and cant in
politics and excess and thoughtless self-indulgence in the conduct of
life. In a world like ours, which is slowly trying to rouse itself
from the dogmatic slumbers of boundless self-interest, corruption,
lazy cronyism and greed, it is Diogenes' lamp that we need to light
our path. Perhaps this recession will make cynics of us all.
Simon Critchley, the chairman of the philosophy department at the New
School, is the author of "The Book of Dead Philosophers."